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Hyenamonkey82 Profile Information

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'n
Age 42 From Enterprise, Alabama - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

First name  
Jim
I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
So I'm not looking to rush in to anything nor am I looking for anything superficial. I just want a friend. Someone I can open a new chapter in my life with who has a dark sense of humor and an appreciation for geeky 80s nd 90s pop culture references. Also, if your greatest talent is shopping, then there are plenty of shirtless guys taking pictures in front of vanity mirrors who would love your time.
Sign  
Gemini

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
5' 11 (1.8 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Divorced
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Other
My Hair Is  
Dark Blonde
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
High School Diploma
My Current Employment Status Is  
Student
My Speciality Is  
Other
My Job Title Is  
Amateur Writer
I Live  
With Roomate(s)
At Home  
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is  
Shy, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Religion / Spirituality, Family, Reading, Arts & Crafts, Movies, Internet, Games, Cooking
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Reading A Book, Playing Video Games
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Any place where not to loud where good conversation can be had.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Being in a relationship with someone that I have more than 1 thing in common with.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, A Troll, Cool, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Middle Of The Road
My Goal In Life Is  
I want something I write to be published, to find a career making more than 100k a year, and a good, faithful woman who will encourage these things that I can enjoy them with.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Animation, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Electronic, Classical, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Humor, Poetry, Satire, Science Fiction, Supernatural
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Taking turns doing foot massages in between Super Mario Smash Bro matches.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Wit, Flirtatiousness, Power, Oddities, Empathy, Great Skills, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence
What Do You Look For?  
Cleverness, Attractiveness, Intelligence, Confidence. In no particular order.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Committed
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